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Thursday, March 15, 2007
Local Signs: Part 5
Liquid. Whole. Eggs.
Gross.
What good is food storage if you'll NEVER eat it?
I'll starve first.
This item will never find its way into my year supply.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Do you like liquid whole eggs?
I do not like them, Mr. Craig. I do not like liquid whole eggs.
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like liquid whole eggs, I do not like them, Mr. Craig.
You do not like liquid whole eggs?
I do not like them, Mr. Craig.
Could you, would you with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like liquid whole eggs! I do not like them, Mr. Craig.
I would starve; I would die, Before I put it in my year supply.
This is a radio bit I did a while back for a broadcasting class. It explains how this whole T-shirt madness came about. Longish, and not my best work, but if you wanted to know...
2 comments:
Do you like
liquid whole eggs?
I do not like them,
Mr. Craig.
I do not like
liquid whole eggs.
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like liquid whole eggs,
I do not like them, Mr. Craig.
You do not like
liquid whole eggs?
I do not
like them,
Mr. Craig.
Could you, would you
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
liquid whole eggs!
I do not like them,
Mr. Craig.
I would starve; I would die,
Before I put it in my year supply.
I probably just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
And I feel like we should just make Danner a member of the blog...heaven knows he writes on it more than the rest of us do.
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