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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Local Signs: Part 5


Liquid. Whole. Eggs.

Gross.

What good is food storage if you'll NEVER eat it?

I'll starve first.

This item will never find its way into my year supply.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you like
liquid whole eggs?


I do not like them,
Mr. Craig.
I do not like
liquid whole eggs.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?


I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like liquid whole eggs,
I do not like them, Mr. Craig.

You do not like
liquid whole eggs?


I do not
like them,
Mr. Craig.

Could you, would you
with a goat?


I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?


I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
liquid whole eggs!
I do not like them,
Mr. Craig.

I would starve; I would die,
Before I put it in my year supply.

Jourdan said...

I probably just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

And I feel like we should just make Danner a member of the blog...heaven knows he writes on it more than the rest of us do.