Rants. Raves. T-shirts. All observations on the peculiarity of Provo life.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

This is my Major


Really, you should visit the Brimhall Building around noon. It looks a lot like this.
Also, this toon had me reeeally laughing for a long time.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A Little Classier Than Usual



For those of you of the jewelry wearing persuasion, I'd recommend checking out Angela's latest post. It's about the grand opening of her new Etsy shop. For those of you who've enjoyed Angela's blog before, you're probably acquainted with Etsy, the home made handicraft haven. Lots of great (and crazy) stuff.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
If you COMMENT NOW, and promise to tell a friend, you
could win a pair of these lovely hand-made earrings!
Seriously. If you comment on her post before Saturday, you could get a pair.
Neat, huh?

NOTE: As a disclaimer, this is a prime case of nepotism. Angela is my sister, and former womb-mate.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Death of DT



Stopped by my old dorm today. I made the visit because when I was in the neighborhood, I noticed that they were putting the wrecking ball into my bedroom. Literally. No, seriously, I think if you look close, that's about where the wrecking ball is. Fifth floor, R Hall, facing the basketball court. I was there Summer, 2001.

Goodbye, Deseret Towers. I know it's your time to go, but you were young once. I started my college career with you. Those were good times. Sorry to see you go.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

WORLD'S GREATEST!

Big news everybody! We're here at the Provo Towne Center mall, and I
just saw him. The World's Greatest Dad just walked by! I mean, right
here in Provo of all places! See, I know it was him from his shirt, it
was bright orange, and had really big bold lettering, and was tucked in.
Other than that, he looked like any normal guy, I wouldn't have even
suspected anything. Glasses, about 5'5", and two little kids with him.
Lucky kids, being the progeny of the WORLD'S GREATEST! Congratulations,
man, you did it! We're all really proud.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Free Finals Shirt

How are finals treating you? Here is an idea. Convince me you have THE
WORST finals schedule, and I'll give you a shirt. Any shirt, any size.
Post your finals horrors in the comments section. If you don't want your
email to be publicly viewable, you can email me instead. Qualifying
finals nightmares will make their way into a future post. When finals
are all over, I'll announce a winner.
Hope that helps things become a little more tolerable.

GOOD LUCK!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Design Contest (Again)


Okay, here is the gig. Between now and Christmas, which really isn't that much time, you send in your designs for a new T. The design MUST be:

1) Original
2) BYU centric
3) In-offensive (mostly) to faculty and students. These will be screened.
4) Really, absurdly funny

On Christmas day, I'll publish to the world the best designs, as chosen by me, my roommates, and...ummm...my family.

THEN, between Christmas and New Years Day, YOU VOTE for what we should print. I imagine this will be a limited run, so make'em good!

In exchange for your design, YOU GET:

1)Three Prints of the T (in any size you want, for you and 2 of your homeboys)
2)$30.00 Cash Money

Send in as many submissions as you want.

Technical Specs: Design submissions should be no more than 3 colors, and in an SVG vector file format.

So DO IT TO IT! Send Submissions to austin@cecilismyhomeboy.com

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Viral

This is an oldish video, but I don't think it ever made it's way onto the blog. Enjoy.

That's a great...ugly...face I'm making right there.

Monday, December 03, 2007

It's Official, We're Alive Again.


Well everything is up and running, I think. If you see anything that looks awry, email austin@cecilismyhomeboy.com and let me know.

We've got the old classics, of course, but we've got some new stuff too. We recently acquired a handful of nice American Apparel T's with various prints on them. Great Christmas gifts, if you ask me.

For future reference, the link to the shop is over on the right, but you can just click here to get there this time.

So enjoy, and stay tuned kids. We're going to have another design contest and more events and designs to come.

Friday, November 30, 2007

lymabean, Home of the Free Bean T


So, if you're a Provo resident of recent years, you may remember a little website/business/startup called "lymabean". Do you remember what they did? 'Cause I don't. Really, I remember seeing them around, but it was always just...this...BEAN. So no, I didn't know what they DID. But I now know what they DO.

Lymabean has forged into the social networking world, a-la facebook or myspace. There are differences, of course. Lymabean aims to be the end all of online networking. It is a social hub, but also a marketplace with classifieds for sales, job listings, or housing contracts, a chatspace with filesharing and media capability, a local business directory with discounts and reviews, local events calenders, and regular feeds to...well, whatever you want. That seems to be the hallmark of lymabean. From what I can tell...everything, is fully customizable. Their full site isn't available to the general public yet, but I...uhh...I know a guy. Anyway...

Last summer I had started to put together a website that I hoped would be a great place for people to go to plan their weekend. It would have a calender, discounts, a place for people to talk. It would have looked something like this.

Sound familiar? Yup, it's exactly what I was describing Lymabean as. I eventually gave up on the idea of my site. Among other things, I didn't have any investment capital to make it happen. Lucky for you and me, it looks like something like lymabean may fill that void.

Lymabean is more of an intense web 2.0 experience than a website. The interface is more interactive, with more options. The Flex platform feels more like your own desktop than most browser-based applications.

From what I can tell, lymabean will be relaunching this winter at the University of Arizona. If you want it here, well, I think you'll just have to petition those bean-heads to get on it! Until then, let me offer this gift of consolation: You can get a free, BYU bean T. Right now. Right here.

Anybody who knows me knows how much I like a T's, and I gotta tell ya, it's a good fit, this shirt. They have custom designs for various schools, BYU among them, so you have to think that BYU is on their list of soon-to-be-launched venues.

Let's hope.

So...why are you still here? Go Get your FREE SHIRT!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

If you're reading this...if there is anybody out there...


You may notice some changes to the blog if you're reading this. Not anything big or special in and of itself, just some aesthetic changes.
We are changing some things...as we've been saying we would...for a year.
Okay so we're a little behind schedule.
Things got busy. One of us got engaged. Another got married already. Another got well...busy. A Job, school, a girlfriend. That one was me. But, lucky for you, I don't have ANY of those anymore. Ya, pretty sad, huh? But it gives me time to do stuff like the blog, and revamp the site.

You'll see some change. So get ready for the new site. Honest, it's coming.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

How Does Anybody Still Come Here?


Honest, I'm not complaining, but I haven't even posted in months. But according to our stat counter, people still come. Every day. Amazing.

But never fear, the cecilismyhomeboy site isn't dead...more like...hibernating. Through the summer. Hmmmm...

We're planning a relaunch in the fall, so BRACE yourselves, kiddies. New designs will be coming, and a completely overhauled site.

Also, we'd be happy to accept any designs you think would work for the Provo niche. Payment is negotiable.

Stay tuned...

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I hate finals.

There has got to be a better way.

Thats all.

Gotta go study.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Things you should NEVER pay for in Provo: Part the Third


More Freeness.
A little clarification, or should I say correction?
The title is a misnomer. I suppose you could pay for some of these things, and probably should under certain circumstances. But you don't always have to.
So, here goes.

The Consumption Edition:
  • Water - It is free. 'Nuf said.
  • Get a Starving Student Card - Okay, I know this isn't free, but think of it as an investment. Get one, have a friend get one, and then on some lazy Saturday, go down the list of FREE things on the card. Straight up free, no purchase necessary. Go for a free sandwich at Hickory Kist on Center Street (Soo good), and a few free pizzas, Plus the haircuts, and a free smothie at Bamboo Hut. And a couple free items at the previously mentioned Las Tarascas. In a couple hours you can get enough food to have made it well worth the 15 bucks the card costs.
  • Cosco - Always a good time, good deal, and a few tasty morsels of sample food.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Things you should NEVER pay for in Provo: Part the Second



Continuing our foray into the world of the cheap and free, I present to you Part Duex of Things you should Never pay for in Provo: the Media Edition!
  • Classical Music - If you're a music aficionado or just aspiring, check out BYU's link to a vast classical music selection. Go to the HBLL website and click on the "more" bar on the left, scroll down to "Databases A-Z" (or just click my link right there). Scroll down to the "Classical Music Library", enter your NetID and Password, and BAM! You're in. Enjoy.
  • Multimedia Services - Make use of the Multimedia Lab in the Library, just past the "No-Shhh!" zone, or the Nosh, as I call it. They have a lab filled with all the hardware and software you'd ever need for duplication, creation, transfer, editing, and anything else you would want to do with audio/video. I'm serious, if you don't think they can do it, just ask. My $ says they can.
  • Videos - This is the item that prompted me to write this little series, and the crux of the whole thing. I recently canceled my Netflicks account. They have a phenomenal selection (60,000 titles) but it was just too slow, discs would show up broken on occasion, and I can get movies for free. How, you might say? Well, I own a small collection, and while not free, I've already payed for these. My roommates have movies as well, some good ones, ones I've never seen. Outside of my roommates, theres other friends, they have movies and are willing to lend. You might say,"But what about new releases? WHAT about THAT!?" Valid point, and one easily remedied. Redbox, my friend, can be your best friend, if you check for promotion codes first. Go to www.insideredbox.com and check for a promo code for a free night. If you learn nothing else from me, learn this one thing: NEVER PAY FOR A REDBOX MOVIE. There you have it.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Things you should NEVER pay for in Provo: Part the First





















I've been here in Provo for a while. Probably too long. But I've learned a few things, thankfully, and not all in class. Here are a few $ saving tips, things that are readily available fo' yo' ready pleasure. So, without further ado, in no particular order, I present...

Things you should NEVER pay for in Provo!

  • Firewood - So you love going out to the canyon and having bonfires. The smell of smoke, the huddling close to the opposite gender...for warmth...the tin-foil dinners. Its all great fun. And cheap, if you do it right. Firewood is easily to come by at a few locations. Pallets area available at grocery stores. Any carpentry shop will have a LARGE pile of irregular wood crap cast-offs. BYU has such a shop ( I won't ruin the fun for you and tell you where it is, though). Theres also one South of Provo off the freeway. Think about it, look around, firewood is an easy one.
  • Hangers - You know, for your closet? If you're okay with wire hangers (not everybody is) just go the the dry cleaners and ask them for some. Again, BYU has this on campus. I used to work there (they're always hiring, and if you have a pulse, you're qualified), and part of my daily responsibilities were to throw away the hangers. Really, they're more than happy to help you out here.
  • Haircuts - How many hair schools are around here? Theres Dallas Roberts, Paul Mitchel, Bon Losee, and I think there are some smaller ones in Orem. And with all those schools, there are a many, many students. I don't know that its part of their policy to give away free haircuts, but its worked for me in the past.
Oh, and we've just begun, folks. Send in your own suggestions. And stay tuned for more freeness.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Local Signs: Part 5


Liquid. Whole. Eggs.

Gross.

What good is food storage if you'll NEVER eat it?

I'll starve first.

This item will never find its way into my year supply.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Local Signs: Part 4

Have any of you ever been to Las Tarascas? A few observations:

1-It is DELICIOUS. Honest, I loved it, enjoyed Mexican dishes that I thought I wouldn't. Turns out I'd just been having the cheap American knock-off for years. The Real stuff, what you might call...

2-AUTHENTIC, is great. And this is very authentic, as their sign indicates. Thats RIGHT, folks, they are more authentic then %100, MORE real than Mexico City, they have defied the laws of nature and find themselves MORE GENUINE THAN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!
If I could harness that potential, that IMPOSSIBLE ability, think of it! %110 Productivity, %110 on Finals, %10 MORE than I EVER could otherwise. Way to Go, Las Tarascas, YOU DID IT!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Local Signs: Part 3

Not a conventional sign, but an unmistakable one, none-the-less. It reads, "SPRING IS COMING!"